Airplane crashes?

what is the possiblilty of a plane crash?
Can you survive one?
What would you do if the plane is gonna crash?



Answers:    Well, one thing is to loaf until just up to that time the plane hits and at the last moment, skip up in the atmosphere. This will raise your likelihood of survival by about 0.00013%. OR, my favorite, is to attain yourself a double single malt Scotch. (no ice, you really don't own the time to wait for the rime to melt, do you?) If you do own a minute or two before the plane hits, you might want to call for your 13 year old on the cell and inform him to stay out of the porn on the Internet...(sort of a last minute parental "do as I say aloud, not as I do" sort of thing)

(As others have noted, the probability of a plane crashing are VERY slim, but once it does, your chances of surviving are also VERY slim)

(....I'd shift with the double single malt plan as per the above...)
The possibility is totally low.
I doubt one could survive one.
And if the plane was going to crash I'd probably yell like a maniac, probably.
See the website below and scroll down to the paragraph titled "Safety" for the most earth-shattering information. I've always be told that the safest way to travel is by plane. the possibilities of a plane crash is slim . you're more promising to get into a motor crash, a train wreck, or getting hit by a bus while crossing a street, all combined.

nearby have be many who enjoy survived.

if the plane that I'm on is going to crash, you can bet that I'd be praying my little a.. off !
Low. It is truly more save taking a plane ride than driving a coup¨¦. If the plane is going to crash, the oxygen masks drop from above and it's pure oxygen, so it will go and get you high and relaxed. So you won't freak out formerly you crash/die. i would pray

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