Irish Joke..?
Just for fun...
The journey from Belfast to Dublin be a long one and the train was unpaid. (very late). Just before it reach Dublin, the ticket inspector checked the tickets of a woman and her son. "the lad looks too old to be on half-fare" he said. The mother replied, "but he be young plenty before we started"......
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Haha! Heres one for ya...
A Kerryman and his friend were flying to America on a four engine squirt plane. An hour into the flight an announcement was made by the pilot "One of our engines have failed, we will be delayed three hours". A short while then a second announcement was made "We regret that a second engine have failed; in that will be a delay of six hours". Not long after this, a third announcement be heard "Our third engine have failed, in that will now be a obstruction of nine hours". The Kerryman turned to his friend and said "If that fourth engine goes, we'll be up here adjectives night" !
lame. Nice one. Here are a few more.
SHORT IRISH JOKES
His wife had be killed contained by an accident and the police be questioning Finnegan. "Did she read aloud anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke lacking interruption for about forty years," said Finnegan.
An IRA man shows up at the pearly gate and St. Peter comes out to greet him. St. Peter takes one look and say "I don't think you can win in here.The IRA man says"Who requirements in? You've twenty minutes to find the *#!(a) out!
"Why do you Irish always answer a cross-examine with a press?" asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt. "Do we now?" come New York Mayor Al Smith's reply.
Seamus do you understand French, I do if its spoken contained by Irish.
Two Irishmen had a moment ago won $5000,000 in a lottery. Having a pint contained by a pub Tim say to Sean, what more or less all them beggin parcels, Sean replies, we'll just keep hold of sending them.
What have Irishmen and Jesus Christ get in adjectives?
The both lived with their mother until they be 33 and neither had a work.
How do we know that Christ was Irish?
Because he be 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she thought he be the son of God.
Paddy was a bit sad after viewing the body of a insensible atheist.
"There he was. All dressed up and no place to dance."
Paddy was walking through a graveyard when de come across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."
"Faith in a minute," exclaimed Paddy, "I wonder how they got the two of them within one grave."
Seamus was getting irate and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be overdue."
"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I be telling you for the final hour that I'll be ready within a minute?"
Two lawyers standing back an Irish judge get into a fierce argument.
At concluding one lawyer lost his ill will and shouted, "Sir you are the biggest fool that I have set eyes on."
"Order, demand," said the Irish judge. "You give the impression of being to forget that I am in the room."
Incomprehensibly, the final coach of the train on a normal route kept getting smashed up by vandal. A porter came up near an idea.
"Why don't we disappear the last coach rotten!"
"Well, Mike," said the doctor. "I can't quite diagnose your luggage. I think it must be the drink."
"Sure, that's adjectives right, doctor," said Mike. "I know how you feel. I'll come put a bet on when you're sober."
She followed her husband to the public house. "How can you come here," she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, "and drink that awful stuff?"
"Now!" he cried, "And you always said I be out enjoying meself."
Why does it thieve five Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
One to exchange the bulb. Four to remark about how regal the old bulb be.
"I hear Murphy died, " said Pat. "Was he ill long?"
"No," said Mick. "He died surrounded by the best of health."
First Irish Farmer: "My cow fell down a hole and I have to shoot it."
Second Irish Farmer: "Did you shoot it in the hole?"
First Irish Farmer: " No, within the head."
O'Connell be staggering home with a small Paddy surrounded by his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his foot, he felt something showery running
down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "permit it be blood!"
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