What's your antipathy on this?
A 64-year-old woman had a heart attack and be taken
to the hospital. While on the operating table she
had a close death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is
my time up?"
God said, "No, you hold another 33 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.."
Upon recovery, the woman approved to stay in the
hospital and own a face-lift, liposuction, breast
implants and a tummy tuck. She even have someone come
in and evolution her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she have so much more time to live, she figured
she might as okay make the most of it. After her second
operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her agency home, she was struck
and kill by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I have another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me
from out of the roadway of the ambulance?"
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
Answers: ahhhahhahahahah.lol
I guess it with the sole purpose means one item, that God loves us the way we are. He doesn't want us to correction, as long as we are with Him and we live within Him.
gobsmack!the gods must be crazy.
That be good. I am still laughing. Thanks for that.
hahahaha.. obedient one! :D
so, the lesson for this day is to own a simple life God Created you as what you look resembling before not what you look approaching now as the closing moments of the story says, God did not spot the old female
Thanks for the good snigger. (chuckle)
Hahah niice :)
yeah, haha
haha, very funny!
gratitude for the laugh!
=)) be positive with what you hold. you'll never know the reason for that =)) =))
hahaha..! that's funny... you don't really know when your timing is coming up...
hahaha!
I've hear about this story plentiful years ago by a priest during gospel but it still makes me crow. <*-*>
Ha Ha Cute =)
I find the story very funny. Made my daytime. Thanks.
That it pays to be your simple self. Or, it pays to be on the alert specially when crossing a street. Look before you leap, as they say-so.
Be careful what you yearning for, for you might get what you want but you might not resembling what you get.
This is still funny even after reading it a few times in the past.
hahaha,that's funny dude.nice one.
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